I only use twitter if I’m drunk or if I’m REALLY bored like I’m so bad at keeping up with it

Dan’s one of those boys that I would be scared to talk to in real life because he’s so cute.

I love the movie This Means War omg

SO MUCH

If someone ever breaks up with me I’ll start crying and just scream, “Is it because I don’t have good child-bearing hips?!?!” and run away.

I’m 15 chapters into Deadman Wonderland and I LOVE IT

shearpoint:

I’m pretty sure I hate Twisted Treeline.

If you give me chocolate covered pretzels I will most likely do anything for you ever

I love updating my theme and by updating my theme I mean changing the sidebar/background/permalink image

While reading fanfics, I used ponify to change a character’s name to mine, and I love reading them so much more now

If you ever wonder who my otps are, just go to my /tagged/cuties because man I have a lot aha

I will rock out to any Kelly Clarkson song ever I love her so much

Classical music does wonders for a terrible mood.

I hate that saying flattery will get you nowhere because with me flattery will you get you everywhere and I will fall in love with you very quickly.

If you ever think your dog is cute, mine is cuter ~~

If Dan isn’t one of your best friends, you’re missing out on life.